I don’t know about camels, the eyes of needles, or the kingdom of heaven, but it turns out it’s pretty easy for a rich man to enter the Republic of Malawi.

The specifics remain shrouded in political and logistical mystery, but what seems clear is that Shepherd Bushiri, a brilliant salesman who has amassed a fortune by selling a product you can’t test until you die, has Holy Ghosted on SA...